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Two weeks in and the bowl is already boiling. Chaos rules? Absolutely. Logic? Optional. Puns? Mandatory. Let’s speed-run the funniest (and real!) bits from the opening fortnight.
Gameweek 1 — “New krakk, who dis?” 🧯
Winner: Med Kunis på krakken climbed straight onto the, uh, krakken, topping the week. Also nabbed a HeadBros handshake for +2.69 and somehow juggled 3 yellow cards and a small BenchFail without falling off.
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Kunis? More like Win-is. A tidy start plus that HeadBros +2.69 sparkle set the tone.
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Yellow fever! Med Kunis banked +3 from YellowCards, then still smiled for the podium photo.
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Following the crowd hurts. Krakk Under Pressure paid the TrendyBitch tax (-2) for joining the Isak-in, Foden-out parade. Ouch.
Wooden spoon: Agil Krakk Rotasjon mis-homed the missile—CapFailScore (-1) with a low-scoring Palmer armband and the week’s basement spot.
Gameweek 2 — “Agil gonna Agil” 🌀
Winner: Agil Krakk Rotasjon did some very lean rotations indeed—wins the round while tanking a Dynamite bomb (-2) like a champ.
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Boom? Still zoom. Agil ate Bomb: Dynamite (-2) and still finished GW2 #1. Peak Milabowl energy.
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Free Pass, no chill. Free Pass & Chill kept things squeaky with TightButthole +2.1 (fewest goals conceded)… but also captained Justin Kluivert for 0 (CapFail -1). Comedy is about timing.
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Cocoa with spice. CensoredCocoaCompany stirred in a UniqueCap +2 and ladled out 3rd place for the week.
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Sarr today, sorry tomorrow. Sels Sarr Salaht slid to 8th (2.19 pts) with nothing trendy or unique to cling to this time.
Wooden spoon: Milas krakk hit the floor at 9th—CapFail (-1) with a 0-pointer captain and a BenchFail (-1) to match. We’ve all been there.
Closing krakks 📉📈
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Early pace: Med Kunis set the table in GW1; Agil flipped it in GW2.
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Uni-vibes: Lone captains paid off more than once; trends kept handing out parking tickets.
Same time next week—bring snacks, diffusal kits, and maybe… fewer yellow cards? 💛