🏆 Milabowl Gameweek Summary

🚀 Headlines

Well, well, well… after four painful gameweeks of pure desperation (and two literal bomb explosions), Agil Krakk Rotasjon finally manages to throw away his oblong object of doom. It wasn’t pretty, it wasn’t elegant, but hey — the drought is over. The man can still throw.

Meanwhile, Peptroleum Guardiola fires up the engines and storms the round with a juicy 10.2 points. That’s enough to rocket him up four full spots, landing safely in second place. Rumor has it he owes it all to a mix of Black Widow magic and dreamlike timing. Whatever it was, it worked.

At the very top, we’ve got a new sheriff in town. censoredcocoecompany climbs two steps thanks to the Head Bros connection and some timely gameweek positioning. Just like that, cocoa sits on the Milabowl throne. Sweet, dark, and slightly bitter for everyone else.

But not everyone’s smiling. Both Milas Krakk and Sels Sarr Salaht take a synchronized nose-dive, dropping three places each. Like a bad slapstick routine — two slips, one punchline, zero points.

And down at the bottom of the table… it’s the usual suspect. LastMinToiletTrader still hasn’t managed to leave the porcelain throne, but at least this week he reduced the gap after bagging a solid 4 points. Progress is progress, even if it smells funny. 🚽

📜 Rulebook

If you’re confused (and let’s be honest, you probably are), the Milabowl rules explain everything… sort of.
👉 Milabowl Rules

That’s the roundup, folks. One week you’re on the throne, the next you’re on the floor — that’s the Milabowl way. Let’s see who blows up, slips up, or flushes out next gameweek.